" An unforgettbale Jaunt to the exotic Musoorie "

It's a löng series of stories fairly an anecdote ...well to start with...How often it happens, that most of your rustic memories were confined to a particular person/ place/ time/ season ? Well, for me, it's an uncountable figure...as i was always been fascinated fairly allured by those particular persons, places and so on...it's simply because of the mystical milieu associated with them...any ways, the exams went unexpectdly well..hmmm...they ought to be, as i was always been a fighter...defacto, 'last night fighter'...so, exams over, fun follows and yet again, i bunk the classes and trailed off on a trip to the exotic 'MUSOORIE, DOON, NAINITAL', with nexy's group, that too in the month of february, when it's so damn chilly there... But, inanity is the only string that keeps us intact...however, i'd no idea whatsoever about their plans et al..its almost, as if i am blindly following to nexy's orders. (she's superbly controlling my life without my will, that too when we're not in a serious relationship)... it's sumwhat six in the evening, when nexy call'd me up, hey, hws u? ..she asked...hmm.. fine..comes my reply..ok, listen, pack up you're luggage as earliest as possible and we'll there at your place, within a hour..she goes on incessantly, asusual.. What ? In a hour ? Where ? I inundated her with queries, just to hear, shut up and do what i say, i'll explain everything to you later..ok, bbye., ciao @ 7...okay, ....and i started packing up my bag with clothings to defend the icey temperature...meanwhile, hey, where are you going? ..someone interrupted me.. And That was my dearest mother....ahh !! holy shit !! ..I was so excited that i went without asking permission from maa, and the consequences were not good either..ohh, maa, just forgetten, actually, i am going on a college trip. (mendacity, but, seriously love my college for being my unconditional support as excuses)..well, Maa almost zeteticated me for some ten odd minutes and finally, i got the license (hmm..my mendacious skills are improving day by day thanx to nexy)...any ways, they arrived precisely at seven, so punctual.. And we trailed off to the exotic place for an unlimited doses of razzmataaz...

Freezing @ Zero Degree :: Messed up everything

And and and,...finally after a long wait of some 19 years, the moment, second, minute, hour has arrived when i got the first sip of intoxication...huh...the waiter served the order ..two full glasses of hell hallucinations...cheers !! Naina refreshes...(god, ma mind was entangled with so-called traditional "uusool'',but,i fucked all those, all thanks to an outrageous girl) man !! What a shit, it tastes simply hell..is it beer or alcohol? I zeticated her..but,she's like it's beer yaar..wine tastes better than this..THARKI replied...i almost felt like vomit it out..but with Naina, it's simply impossible..as status et al...so..we'd it and only god knows, whether i'll be going to home or elsewhere..however, it's not enough as we further slipped to 'ZERO DEGREE' - the newly opened lounge with an unique temperature control equipment..but, best part is the dj.. ..so, we entered the discotheque, partly drunk..i was a bit dipsy, so, i preferred to sit rather than groove..but, naina is naina, uncontrollable, as within a seconds,she's at the floor slapping the 'nice girl' compliment... That's what six-month friendship ( definitely not an anniversary) party meant to her.. While, she made the floor agile by her licentious moves, I was all alone at my seat pondering about a lot- exams, card, hallmark/archives, drinks, breaking 'usools', night out for whom, why, where...seriously, i screwed up everything...Frozen at Zero Degree..

She's driving me INSANE

The hands of clock relaxed and spread up to booze 6 o' clock...@ ''WAVE : Moacha''...its been an awesome evening not becoz of the cool december but, its the vivacious atmosphere and people around the place that makes it special...meanwhile,as i am waiting for Naina, somebody patted me hiee...i turned almost 180 degrees just to find 'Naina' smiling tall and zeteticating me ..God !! She's looking chastly b"ful in her outfit..as she's wearing a ravenous skirt with stilletoes that matches up perfectly to her overall persona..i must admit,i was almost perplexed by her ..however,she deterred my fantasies as nice girls always do that..so, hiiis and hugs ( wanna have this hug for eternity ,however, i reely don't know, why she's driving me crazy,as we're just friends )..aneways,Naina almost strained me to 'Moacha' the multi cuisine restaurant- its an ivory tower as its secluded only for couples (couples-the notion' we're just friends got a deadly stroke)..aneways, we settled to the corner chairs..so, whre are you since morning?.. Naina inquired instantly...hmm.,at home only..i lied it (all for the sake of card)...well, nexy, great place, yaar..i lauded her as it is the best place .. (that's what i used to call her ' naina+sexy=nexy)..thancioue..Naina replied and continued..aneways,u know, they serve the best italian food in the city and also superb wine...what?? Wine? How u come to know that..I asked her..dumbo,i tasted it yaar.. she replied almost nonchalantly..(i was already feeling intoxicated)..in the meantime, the waiter arrived and she ordered french fries and two glasses of beer,..Wait !! Wait!! I tried to stop the waiter,but he buzz off as i was late to react..Hey, what the fuck is that? beer at 6 o'clock in the evening that too in this public place..are u insane? I almost shouted...errr...don't shout..Naina preached,..instead she defended her point...yap, so what..it will be fun ( dreams shattered as i didn't even dreamed her to be like this..'THARKI' that's the only word my mind stirred of )...but she'd her own reasons, as she explained...look, dips, we're not teens now, and beer is not a alcohol just 8% alcohol...(That's an Universal Excuse for every drunkard)..and, you know, nice girls like her can really influence you, they are much better than Clergies...as she did....nd....

" Six-month anniversary :: Instigated my SPATS "

Tried my level hard to procure that '6-month Card' but, all in vain ..as it was so dement of me to search for it and am totally jaded after peering through alomst every card shoppie and bookstore in the city...but, later, had to quit the idea and am doing something absurd..nope ! Not ! bowlderize the nobel idea, rather headed to home with chochos, sketches, sheets, pens, pencils and every small tittle that i can have...in the meantime, Naina called me' up and asked rather ordered.. Be there at Wave @ 6 o'clock.,and i was like a pet, simply obeyed her.. ( Well, it's not the first time, actually, since our relation of 180 days, she's been the czar and am the proletarian)..{ however, no qualms for it..as she helped me a lot through the previous break-up and i owe a lot to her }.. Aneways, its 2 o 10 , and i stirred my "SPATS" - Senses, Perceptions, Abilities and Thinking System to enrich me with ideas so as to script them in the sheet..and finally, after 60 minutes of diligent work, i got my quintessence stuff..folks!! Trust me, it's so damn abstrusive to do this, and surely u need an inspiration to drive you...but, am reely falling for her..dunno why? Its not love, for that i am sure... But, surely, she'd inscripted a place in my heart and its so difficult to erase... and i simply deluge in my thoughts..

Six-month anniversary :: a bizzare thought :: a lot on stake

"Time flies so fast"..as its an ebullient winter of December 7, the zephyr is in full throttle and one can easily sense a feel of love and passion in the air...winters are here to rock...however, for me & 'naina' ,it was a way too special as we're on the brink of celebrating our '6-month anniversary' ,a bizzare celebratiön (don't laugh at that,coz anything is possible with naina, she's so damn privy of these special moments) ..so, its around 10 pass 11, finally, after two days of house arrest, i left home for some shop..aka preparation for D DAY..err..with a bit worried, coz i was left with just one week for the sessiönals and in this span i've to travel some 300 odd kms ..and collect notes etc. ..however, as i'm heading towards archives gallery, my mind was always flooded with thoughts , like ..while ur classmates were busy preparing for the exams, what the fuck you're doing here, celebrating what, and with whom, a girl u've just met 6 months ago and u've no 'thing with her .. Whereas, my friends & roomy had thought that i joined some institute for fighting the CAT, i was indulge in a whole lot of inane acts..But, i didn't know, why i'm doing this sort of imbecility..as i was not in a serious relationship with her and she's so better than me too...but, i can't say no to her..why me, any guy will find it damn hard to refuse a girl like naina..am not an exception, so, i headed to archive surpassing every thought and within 20 minutes, i was @ 'Archive' peering through the frendship cards but unable to select anything..its not that the collection was bad, but, am unable to locate a "6-month frndship anniversary" card.< is it exists ?>..god !! I can't even inquire about it, as, i don't want to be the ridicule of the shopkeeper........how often you come to face such embrassement..? But, all is fair in frndship or flirting..

An angelic Shenanigan made my day

CCD...Cafe Coffee day ..but 4 me, it's charismatic chick day..we seated perfectly in the couch with Naina sitting adjacent to me...tannu & nhea ordered four cappachino almost negating our likes..however, she's right as we must have been ordered the same stuff.. Meanwhile, i tried hard to begin a conversation by sorri-fy-ing her for the tenth time (i must admit hot gals can drive any sane into insane)..aah !! So awful as she almost parried me everytime...however, its somewhere, at school i learned a quote i.e. "Hard work always pays"...and after so many years, i realise that my teachers taught me the right thing as she finally exploded in paroxysm and i was aback as she spoke up...hey, am just kidding, actually was a bit annoyed but, was most raged when u and tannu insisted for CCD, as its the last thing i love...(man!! At that time, i was feeling so fucked off as i was regretting myself for those ten sorry's ) ..but,another quote, (to impress a girl, u should leave ur ego at a bin) so...i knew it..i speak up..actually, i was also kidding....oh !! Reely, am not a dumbo, dude..and pinched my cheek..(i almost went on to asking, can i pinch the same to you?)..so friends? Yap.,..And hands are shaken with a hug this time { i was @ the ninth planet } ignoring nhea and tannu who are staring at us asking what's cookin' here? ...errrrr...nothing just wishing her good luck for the exams...i replied.. Are you sure? That was asked by someone, unexpected 'Naina' and we all burst out in laughter...phone numbers exchanged and thread of sms 's lengthen throughout the way from CCD to home...sorry for studding you with too many quotes,.but, its the last i.e. "When you sms a girl some 20 sms's daily and also receive some 20 sms's daily from that girl "...it means "something called love is budding'' thats why,as a firm believer of quotes, i was letting myself indulged in increasing the toll to >20....

Don't dare to ask :: Did i met u somewhere ??

A armani jeans, versace tees, N95, rayban glasses, rolex watch or whatever,, are simply negligible as compared to a hot chick, when it comes to turn the hoipolloi's attention..thats exactly what i felt while Strolling around the Mall..its probably one of the days u always day dream off..as we're gettng 2gethr, it took some 50 steps,when we broke the silence nd start getting familiar with each other by the most palpable question..wazz up..n wat u do..likes, dislikes et al..she's quite frank and easy going, not alike those insular girls of my class(a different anecdote)..as it appears that we know each other for quite a time being..so, i committed a blunder..don't know from where it striked..i asked her, did i met u somewhere ?? And she stared at me, as if, i commented sumthng about her virginity..and here's what she replied..look,mr.dipankar, don't you dare to flirt with me..i am not that kinda gal..better beware of that,..i was like huh...fish! I screwed up everything, and then a round of apologies and pacification started..and the next few minutes, she kept mum..finally, as we're about to finish the shop part, at the entrance and just staring around and, on a sudden, tannu insisted us for the CCD...(what the fuck? Coffee in this fuming heat,as i am thinking of some cool drinks to chill the heat out of that hot chick) (I want to deter but desisted coz my insidious mind thanked tannu for the nobel idea, as it means some more time with Naina & probably last chance to sit beside her :-") so, i was like yeah..tannu is right..CCD is awesome..nice crowd..i love coffee ....okay, enough, move on..Naina ordered..she's fuming and i've some role behind the things ..

A must read - "Of love & politics"

On a trip from delhi to guwahati, i bought a book from a nearby stall, its not that the title of the book attracted me ..but, its simply for the love of listening to its deft writer...However, i must admit, the writer is undeniably brilliant as he's always with the earlier ones too..but, this one, "Of love & politics" its a stirrer and his act of amalgamating love with politics is superb..a must read and i'll not be hecked to see the change in your political views after readng it..to sum up..three guys, heading from the three top political MNCs of India :: an incident :: and evrything changes...go get it !! Don't expect me to narrate the whole story, as Tuhin deserves a lot..

She's so Beautiful..so damn Beautiful !!

7th of july :: 20 pass 6 :: Sahara City Mall :: Lucknow...its a pastoral sunday evening as two of us (dips & nhea,my sis) were busy in window shopping, searching for some clothings, and we finally stop at the Dockers.. rather deterred by somebody as nhea get patted on her shoulder by tannu (nhea's frnd).. hieez...hugs & kisses...meanwhile,i was a little out of the sight as icing my eyes with the hot chicks of lucknow..as Sahara, inveitably the best place and 'sundays meant for best stuffs'...however,nhea inturrpted my fantasies as she introduce me to tannu..no, not tannu, there's someone with her too ..and god !! Who's she..whatever, She's simply hot..i can discern my mind - "when the first time I see you, i don't have the words to say, as if I am falling for u" ..hiee bro, tannu stirred my mind..oh ! Hmm hiee..i quipped..so, the conversation trailed off and am not at all interested in these girly talks of my sis..rather i'm focussing on that gal who's busy peering around..i guess, tannu (gosh !! U can't sense a Girl 's sixth sense) sensed me, so,she introduced me to that hottie ...hey,dips, this is naina, my neighour..hands are shaken warmly..'NAINA'-the kindred girl best suited for the cover page of debonair aka mermaid as her little over zero size figure, neetly worled ravenous hair, damn fair looks, with every organ at its perfect place, shape and size adds to her inexplicable beauty ..its not very often that you met such kinda girl, that u wish to have ur cellphone deluged with her snaps nd sms..and my heart simply thanking nhea coz i owe a lot to her..anyways, they planned to stroll together so,that i can get a lot of naina's glimpse...

OTR-2...Wine : Guzzler :: Kiss : Slap

"It is hard for a guzzler to cotrol his desire with such seductive music''...that what hppnd...as the two (nicky and neer) were grooving @ the floor with the music being 'ring my bells' ..hats off to enrique for the composition..i guess, if it will be translated to hindi...man..it will simply be damn abusive..aneways, back to the floor.. 10 more minutes, and i was @ the floor, don't know how i went there but iglesias had something to with that..Strangely, the floor was partially occupied with hot chicks in skimpy outfits baring every inch that a man crave for..and for the first time niky lookng sexy..hmm..wine is undubitably the mystical thing..as we're shaking our legs et al, meanwhile..the snow round begins and its damn hazy.. but, not for the drunkards...and the music is in full throttle as i sensed some hand embracing me and some lips pricking my lips and they lost into each other...i can't describe the feel but, it was the best thing happnd to me in that whole year..however, it lasted for few seconds as we're separated by a harsh sound something like a slap...yes,it is..as the lights turned on..its niky who posted a slap at some guy as he's trying to kiss her...for a second, a panic run whole my body coz i thought as if i was kissing her...then, who's that girl..?? ...Bouncers made their way and the matters being resloved with some excuses..but, i was still frightened as i was somehow waiting for a slap by that stranger gal...but, nothing like that happened.. l felt a huge sigh of relief ..but,i am damn curious to know who's that healer or angel ?? Aneways, alls well and we left the awesum place at around 10...man !! Whole shit of brilliant and worse experiences !! That's the beauty of life..

"OTR - ROCKTAILS - INEBRIATED"

As the name spells..On The Rocks..so placate atmosphere wid a lavish garden equipped wid flawlessly decapitated grasses, blossoms and tiny pebbles to dwadle on wooing it..as we stepped inside, there's two portion..one comprising d open garden and the other..is the adrenaline surrecting part "ROCKTAILS"- the interiors are all made of woods with a hint of rajasthani art..but, the best part is the dj floor..wid the vivacious music ..u simply can't resist you're temptation of grooving..okay, that's enough of promotion aneways, we get seated to the couch..at last,i'd my reasons to thank neer..as he deserves a bit..however, nicky ordered four glasses of kingfisher strong and asked us ,is it enough? Or you need somethng else? ...nope..we're fine..first tme throughout the day,i was so quick to respond..as i am not a sot or tipsy kindrd ...a little after 10 min.,the order arrived as the backdrop booze off with 'be with you' no! no! Not of enrique or blue..its the akon version and its driving me insane.. CHEERS !! And we gulped it ..1 2 3 4 sip and we finished ..as i am sitting in the bar almost after < 380 days..so,am sensing somethng in ma hypothalamus..pretending to be fine & podering of leaving in 10 min (all s well)...but, this insidious fucker neer & horny niky had some diffrnt plans as they ordered to repeat it..i tried to bachaofaying me, bt,some emotnal stint..and they win..more sips..more fluid..more drizzy..but, wine and music..deadly twosum..so,nicks n neer followed the floor while m resting in the settlng ma mind and the fluid in ma glass to neer's glass.. ...concludd. Nxt post

Night out @ 'OTR'

Its was a pretty awesum day so far..& I am totally jaunted by unvieling the beautiful fort & monument..by the way, its somewhere around 6 in the dawn that four of us..(sorrie, i almost forgotten their name i.e. Natz and nicky ).. were at the hotel and way to leave..but, as we're to leave, Nicky broke up..hey, what about a drink ?..yeah..why not..Neer replied in a split of second..as if he's expecting it ..i glanced him by the corner of my eye. Its not that, i am frightened by the idea of drinking & all..but, am a bit shocked as Neer always used to be a 'Sharif'..but, even before i react, they'd echoed the idea and within few minutes we're heading towards the best pub of jodhpur i.e. 'OTR' - 'on the rocks'....a triple treat of 'alcohol-adrenaline-rocks' ..rare combination..

PCB :: NURTURING CRICKETERS OR CULPRITS

Is "Cricket" still a gentleman's game ? PCB doesn't think so...as PCB & PAK players left no stone unturn to defile the notion 'gentleman' .. PCB being ruled by a bunch of inanes whose MODUS OPERANDI can be best explained as desultory..Also, PCB has almost set a benchmark by imparting new meaning to 'retirement' as in the case of Md. Yousuf.. However, the present issue of 'Match Fixing' is something undigestable & unbearable.....err Lots of accusations & anguish were being raised to ban the current Pak Team but what about the board & the selectors as its only becoz of these selectors that likes of Amirs & Asifs are representing their nation & debasing this beautiful game of Cricket.. No doubt, immure the culprits ; but, is it the ultimate solution ??